smashed my missus cars front passenger side at a parking lot and never left a note or anything....

2K excess...

CCTV footage available? Usually parking lots have some sort of CCTV and a white vehicle with obvious damage will show up somewhere.

Hey baldy.

Spend a bit more on proper car insurance.

Excellent idea....there is a garage next to the shop where the car was parked....


Thank you.

My wife drives a white Corsa..................will check for damage.

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Poes funny

first jerpy post i agree with 100%

This was in Somerset West....I phoned the owner of the garage and he is kindly going to check his footage for that time...

was it a white Fiat Uno ?

No problem, hope you get the cunt.

Somebody might even have seen them.

Reminds me of the joke about a guy who has something similar done to his car and comes back to find a note under the windscreen wiper. The note says:

"Hi, I'm the guy who damaged your car. I'm writing this note so that the people who saw me do it will think I'm leaving my contact details..."

Not sure yet...hoping to find out. Hit quite high on my wifes Citroen and those cars are also high...so suspect a bakkie...( hopefully ) or taxi..in which case Im fucked in any case.

pfffft, in SA - 2k in rands isn't even enough to fill up a tank of petrol here

piss off you pooro with your 3rd world country tales, i've got money to count !

that would normally be very funny...

It’s only around 150 pounds, worth it if it got him a lower premium.

thought sards was in London, and wasn't talking about Monopoly money

so why mention the colour of the vehicle ? do you have issues

At least your 100% record is intact.

its not often we agree but that sounds like one shit insurance policy unless its 2,000 drachmas

You actually read back that far in the thread and still posted that?

Joke? Some cunt did that to my car when I was at uni. Made me rage.

White Bakkies

A single bakkie did that damage? Imagine is 2 Bakkies had hit Mrs Sards car?

He probably headbutted the thing out of spite...cnut.

and from behind while the poor car lay prone.

interesting, how do you read the threads? I start with the first post and read forward.

Doesn’t seem to be working for you.

Whats the average insurance there for a Citroen Tsara?

Just curious.

it'll depend on who you were and where you live. reckon I could get a tsara insured for around 300 quid a year. if I was 18 it'd be a more than the car was worth.

670 quid..go figure...woman driver.

reminds me of when the missus decided to put me on her car insurance shortly after we met - some shitty peugot thing. she was with diamond insurance, they (in case you haven't heard of them) have the tag line 'a girl's best friend' and advertise themselves as a women's only insurance company offering better deals because women are better drivers. anyway, she adds me as a named driver with 6 penalty points on my licence only to find her insurance fall by 50 quid a year.

clearly this 'women are safer drivers' line is just for the marketing.

they are only safer because they don't like driving on motorways, or when its dark, or where they don't know where it is, or if they have just had their nails done, or if any parking is involved, or if the man is available to drive instead.

ain't that the truth. we'd had our estate car about 6 months before the missus would dare park it on the drive. she still won't take it anywhere if she has to parrallel park it anywhere.

Thats 2K funny money. About 100 of the Queens shillings !!

Why didn't the cunt tell he had left - we would have put the flags out.

I confused Sards with Sandstorm

A while ago a chap hit my car in a carpark.

He got out and wrote a note and parked it under my windscreen wipers.

A couple of friends present thought he had left his name and number.

The note read, "You deserve it you <expletive>" when I returned.

Little did he know I have access to the CCTV unit. Took me a while but I got the blighter.

Cost him the amount to repair said car and a £500 fine.