Perfectly normal behaviour to have a slash while showering - but a tomtit?

Any suspect in mind?

Though Miliband must be worried if Boris alone can beat the Labour party.

I can honestly see the next election being another hung parliment. The Tories are about as unpopular as they are going to get, Labour can't beat Boris Johnson and the Lib Dem vote percentage has stopped sinking and is essentially the level it always has been these past 8 years when not enjoying the protest vote. All Miliband is doing is droning on about how they have listened to the people, what exactly is Miliband and Labour doing differently then before that shows some infulence besides a Greggs photoshop?

It's slightly interesting that the Labour vote here, with the protest addition, is actually a fair bit lower then polls suggest.

At the moment, if there was a general election, I'd vote UKIP for the shits and giggles. They may well kick the Tories out around here and hopefully it would send a message to the Tories that even their safest seats can't be taken for granted, and tell our current MP that if she wants to be Welsh Secretary fuck off to Wales, if she wants to represent us then stand up for our local issues. Plus watching Farage go off on one is always funny and it would be even funnier in Parliament, and an admission by yours truly that I voted for UKIP would send croyals senior into a massive rage, the consequences of which are yet unknown.

A few commentators suggesting a Boris victory is not a formality, second preferences may still swing it Ken's way.

Doubt it - but exciting.

Indeed. Turnout waas always going to be a factor.

Now personally I wouldn't vote for Ken Livingstone even if Womack promised me a night out with Sam Shark and Austin Healy but I'll piss myself laughing if it scrapes this, the howls from down sarf on here will be deafening, in fact Bill might just have a coronary.

What method of PR is being used ?

Pretty exciting stuff in London if you know the characters involved.

Richard Barnes gone, Brian Coleman looking like losing.

Just saying on the news that Boris team has all their stuff packed in crates - just in case. It's tight....

Please no. Ken The Cunt Livingstone as Major is too harsh a possibility to deal with

Ken is just missing out if you believe the Twitter gossip

Anyone but Ken. I'd take that idiot independent woman who is giving London's intelligentsia an unexplainable hard on over Ken.

Ken in with a chance depending on second preferences.

I dont know how they work this out but "experts" suggested he could only overcome Boris on second choices if he was within 2%

That's current, not official 1st count. Apparently there are some labour areas yet to be counted.

seriously, how old are you ?
This is like a hissy fit from a lowly public school 6th form common room.

It's nice seeing the Tory Boys sweat.

1) I went to grammar school. Go fuck yourself
2) I've been drinking all afternoon. Have a problem with that? Go fuck yourself
3) In my school's sixth form common room we talked about sports and sex, your school was clearly full of wierdos.
4) I thought you Lib Dem supporters (see what I did there ) would be happy with people attempting to vote the Tories out. Apparently not. Go fuck yourself.

Yeah, go fuck yourself.

Not enugh attention being giving that other party

Lowest number of council seats since they came into existence. What a night to be a Lib Dem

Poor old C69 in a Labour council now.

I'm getting a feeling I may have got a bit carried away there.

However the general sentiment of the rant was correct.

If those union lapdogs in Labour get back into government after the next election, I am goooooooone from this country.

Don't back down to the bully boy, he likes to throw his weight around on here.

LBC still pushing the idea that Ken may sneak in, the second preference eh.......

Im sure they just want us to keep listening, even if it is Iain Dale and the quite dreadful Jacqui Smith. Brian Paddick, the Lid Dem candidate, refused to be interviewed

Let it be, let it be.

Just seen the results for my London section of the vote - south west - tony arbor conservative elected and Boris landslide vote

We have done our bit

No Croyals it was perfect response
Seft nice to see that fat cnut os your mayor now as well.
BTW everyone stop cunting calling me a bollocking LibDem

Why are you encouraging people to vote Labour?

He is planning on going to a Kibbutz in Galilee

Egg Miliband has been egged.

Saw that

Boris has it on 2nd preferences.

Confirmed?

Yes

Edit

Edit, I take that back Sam - not confirmed, but expected.

Patience.

If highly skilled and ambitious professionals like me flee the country, you are going to be even more fucked than you already are. Who's going to pay for the social welfare and benefits handouts for the millions of lazy useless worthless chav scum that blight the nation?

You may be an arse wipe, but you give good comedy value.

Latest news I have seen has Boris 108,000 votes ahead but with two seats left to count, but that Ken is expected to close that gap by only 30,000