Have you ever watched a porno where the girl gets bent over and drilled from behind by two guys. And then another guy enters the scene and mouth fucks here whilst another stands by whacking off. And then another walks in and shits on her head?

That's the Blues' season summed up.

Canes by 50.

Canes by 50.

Lose this week and the 5 guys will be replaced by 7 dwarves, a goat and a poodle

Maybe not 50 axe, but the Blues won't be featuring in a 12 and over win, I wouldn't think.
The mockers remain unamused, rest assured.

JUST TALKING: Hurricanes coach Mark Hammett and Piri Weepu have a chat
after the Super Rugby match between the Hurricanes and the Blues in Auckland in March

Mark Hammett staying tight-lipped on Weepu
'We don't discuss player meetings'
HAMISH BIDWELL Last updated 05:00 01/05/2012

Hurricanes coach Mark Hammett has met with Piri Weepu in recent weeks but would not divulge what the pair discussed or whether the halfback was welcome back at the Super Rugby franchise.

Weepu, who turned down a Hurricanes contract for this year in favour of playing for the Blues, has expressed a desire to return to his former stamping ground.

He and Hammett shared a lengthy and apparently good natured chat at Eden Park, when the Hurricanes and Blues met earlier this season. Weepu's new team meet the Hurricanes at Westpac Stadium on Friday, but Hammett was evasive when asked if the two would talk again.

"What do you mean by that?" he asked.

So began an exchange in which the Hurricanes coach yielded very little ground.

Reporter: Well, you talked to Piri last time the teams met?

Hammett: I mean we had a chat after the game. I talk to most players.

R: Have you discussed him coming back to play for the Hurricanes?

H: I've fulfilled a meeting request that he had, a couple of Saturdays ago. So I have met him and yeah.

R: So he asked for a meeting and you said yes?

H: Yeah.

R: Was it a cordial conversation?

H: It was cordial when I spoke to him after that Auckland game. But, obviously, with all player discussions it's confidential.

R: Is it potentially destabilising for your current halfbacks to have Piri indicating that he wants to come home?

H: I've got very good relationships with my players and you'd have to ask them that question.

R: Piri has created this speculation. Can you say anything to kill it stone dead or can you confirm that the team might be interested in having him back, so we can avoid weeks of this talk?

H: The thing is you won't get clarity because, as I've just said, we don't discuss that. We don't discuss player meetings.

So around we go in circles, again.

Aside from people like Tana Umaga and Ma'a Nonu, few Hurricanes players have been firmer fan favourites than Weepu.

His departure saddened many and while some might feel the Hurricanes are better off without him, most would welcome Weepu back with open arms.

Weepu himself hasn't explicitly said he'd like to return to the Hurricanes.

"They've got to want me first," he said last week.

A day later, Hurricanes chief executive James Te Puni would only say that his franchise was open to talking to any player or their agent.

Ad Feedback Meanwhile, Hammett was happy to report that a bit of bruised pride was the only significant injury affecting his team, in the wake of Saturday's 33-14 loss to the Chiefs.

He said halfback TJ Perenara was "pretty vibrant" after twisting an already tender ankle during the match, and there was nothing serious about reserve hooker Motu Matu'u wandering around in a moon boot. Both would probably be fit for selection this week.

- © Fairfax NZ News

A couple of Ma'a Nonu and Piri Weepu-inspired ditties have been penned but the Flying Squadron doubt they'll give them any air time when the Blues meet the Hurricanes on Friday night.

The Hurricanes' supporters club are well aware that the match at Westpac Stadium marks the pair's first appearance in Wellington as Blues players.

But unlike their inspiration, the Yellow Fever, the Flying Squadron have no plans to unfurl a banner reading "Judas", as happened when former Wellington Phoenix star Marco Rojas returned to the Cake Tin with the Melbourne Victory during the recent A-League season.

Flying Squadron founder Evan Belford doesn't believe his 412-strong band are "as harsh" as football fans, although they have prepared for Nonu and Weepu's arrival.

"There could be one or two new songs but, at the same time, we like those guys, so we're not sure if we should use them.

"We also don't want to get smashed over by their families in the next aisle," a laughing Belford said.

"But, yeah, a couple of guys have written songs and, like I said, we're not sure whether to use them or not."

Despite now plying their Super Rugby trade elsewhere, Nonu and Weepu remain admired figures in Wellington. For that reason, Belford doesn't believe anyone in the crowd will attempt to abuse the former Hurricanes on Friday.

"They're no Quade Cooper, they haven't gone across the ditch," he joked. By and large, he added, rugby crowds didn't get into players anyway.

"Other than Quade Cooper, you don't see it. And with him it was only because he picked on Richie McCaw.

"I'd be surprised if they booed those guys because it was only last year that everyone was still wanting them in the team."I think they'll get a good reception.

"The only time they might not get a good reception is if they start running through our team."

Have you ever watched a porno where the girl gets bent over and drilled from behind by two guys. And then another guy enters the scene and mouth fucks here whilst another stands by whacking off. And then another walks in and shits on her head?

That's the Blues' season summed up.

Blues: Hadleigh Parkes, Rene Ranger, Benson Stanley, Ma'a Nonu, George Moala, Michael Hobbs, Piri Weepu, Peter Saili, Luke Braid (capt), Chris Lowrey, Ali Williams, Filo Paulo, Charlie Faumuina, Tom McCartney, Tevita Mailau: Reserves: James Parsons, Angus Ta'avao, Liaki Moli, Daniel Braid, Alby Mathewson, Lachie Munro, David Raikuna.


Anscombe dropped from the 22.

And he deserves to be.


No Woody, Kev, Boric, Kaino, Wulf, and Ice.

Canes by 20+

What has Michael Hobbs ever done for the Blues, though? In limited opportunities, admittedly, he has been worse than Anscombe.

the Canes would have to be mad to take Weepu back.

They have Chris Eaton ....

Dream on, brat...

Look at our side!

We've failed to score more than 2 tries in a game all season! No other side in the comp can say that...

That's why I'm happy to see Hobbs given a go. Basically, why the fuck not?

Anyway, next week is the big one. Our grand final.

i dunno MD, i have a feeling we could pull out a bulls like performance this week, just to fuk everyone off

... i will most probably be the laughing stock of this thread at a later stage...

that is a shit blues team though, you couldnt blame lam for this one if we lose

Lose this week and the 5 guys will be replaced by 7 dwarves, a goat and a poodle

Seven Abs in the 22. Not enough All Black players to expect a decent effort?

I'd buy a ticket and go and help Piri and Ma'a's families fuck those wankers up if they start any chants against them.

Seven Abs in the 22. Not enough All Black players to expect a decent effort?

I've always wondered what Nonu and Weepu did to deserve such unwavering loyalty from their fans. It can't have been the manner in which Weepu left, when he claimed he was waiting for a contract offer when he already had one, and once that was made clear to him he bailed to the Blues anyway.

Edit: Don't want to derail the thread, I realise this topic often will, but the guys in the article seemed quite good natured about the whole thing. You don't think you're overreacting a little?

You don't think you're overreacting to my comment?

Only 3 long term ABs though and they poached two of them.

The part where you said you'd fuck the wankers?

Shit man, don't take it so seriously ....

TV3 just did a puff piece for Anscombe basically whining about him being dropped. I assume the TV3 sports editor hasn't watched him play recently.

What can I say? You strike me as an angry man

I was actually hoping Anscombe would play so Barrett can show the world he's the superior 1st 5 from class 2011, despite Anscombe's dad giving him all the running at 1st 5.

Hadleigh Parkes,
Rene Ranger,
Benson Stanley,
Ma'a Nonu,
George Moala,
Michael Hobbs,
Piri Weepu,

Peter Saili,
Luke Braid (capt),
Chris Lowrey,
Ali Williams,
Filo Paulo,
Charlie Faumuina,
Tom McCartney,
Tevita Mailau:

Reserves: James Parsons,
Angus Ta'avao,
Liaki Moli,
Daniel Braid,
Alby Mathewson,
Lachie Munro,
David Raikuna.