The Balham of California

So, basically you spent €2500 in order to get laid?

2,500.00 EUR = 3,091.24 AUD. Crikey!

Nice work Tank.

The dirty bastard for kicking you while you were asleep!

I hope you wiped your cock on him after you claimed your prize.

And one Awooga!! followed by a fist pump after you'd securely knotted the jonny.

A very interesting approach. Play possum, pretend his kicking hasn't been noticed, and then leap up to take him by surprise. I mean, whenever I've been kicking a sleeping bloke in the ribs, the last thing I would ever have expected would have been for him to wake up and then try to defend himself. Why did you decide on 6? Why not 4? Would that have stolen too much of the element of surprise perhaps? Personally, I don't know if I would have been able to take 6 solid kicks to the ribs - it's a particularly sensitive area and they'd surely have had to be devastating kicks to warrant spear tackling a bloke. Particularly as you're an Irishman and you understand that there is a very high possibility that he could have doid from it.

I do have to wonder about you falling asleep on your watch duty though. If this bloke was one of the ones who was dead-set on raping the girl you were sharing the mattress with, and for some reason you found yourself forced to share a dwelling with this bloke (I'm assuming this was one of those weird Saw/Hostel type things that occasionally happens to naive Euro types in the US badlands), it would surely be your civic duty as a proper hardman to stay on watch and protect her delicate bits from the nasty raper?

This thread and weird.What age are you TIT?You come across as a deluded 12 year old posting his weird fantasies

Why would a girl who was distraught about the threat of rape move to another continent to share a house with her would-be rapists?

Apologies if I misunderstood this.

you da man, tit.

Your rationality isn't welcome here.

All you lads taking the piss out of Tank need to realise something.

None of you are more than a flight away from judgement day.

Here is a guy who doles out intercontinental rough justice on sexual harassers and would be rapists.

You can throw the boot into him if you like, but remember, you will only get six shots before the hammer of righteousness comes crashing down upon you, and the cock of retribution is wiped on your jumper.

I'm a big fan of The Italian Tank.

You worship him without thinking about those of us suffering on the other side of his vengeful rage. Being a rugby league player I am living in constant fear - every time I close my eyes at night I expect to open them to see a rippling Irish juggernaut in a faded Slipknot shirt towering over the bed.

You need to change your ways Demilich. The cock of retribution would have twitched at the bolded bit.

You're a fucking gas man, Sappy.

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Not reading the thread but any hot pics posted?

Thats so fucking RAD.

So the first time someone ever swallowed your load it was another bloke? And he didn't do it willingly, you forced it upon him? And then you came on an Internet forum and bragged about it? Well gee sappy, there's an experience to get drunk and tell the grand kids about!

Borderline sex-crime too I would imagine. As the marauding avenger of all such sexual indecencies, you now find yourself in a very difficult spot.I mean, how the fuck are you going to manage to spear tackle yourself?

I was referring to my sweat

TiT gooooorne.

He'll be back under another guise I'm sure after this thread has fallen a few pages.

http://forum.planet-rugby.com/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=16134

Kudos for quoting that, could have been lost forever.

Gotta love these hubris smackdown threads. This and the SS one are fantastic.

What a tit.