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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:49 am 
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:lol: :lol:

I was starting to miss the guy

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Stephen Jones is an Olympic Kiwi-baiting champ

Stephen Jones, the Welsh rugby journalist who has long bagged the All Blacks, has now turned his attention to the New Zealand Olympic team, labelling their performance in London "a joke".

Jones took to Twitter to voice his opinion on New Zealand's performance, laughing off our nine medals, including three golds, as a "non-performance".

"NZ classic! NZ paper claims that since they have low population they are per capita havin great Games," he tweeted. "So ultimate loser excuse found!"

"That is the all time, classic, bleeding heart rubbish statistic of the terminal loser," he went on to say.

Never mind that the medal tally by population was originally published by UK paper The Guardian. As of the last update, New Zealand were fourth and Great Britain were 12th.

"By NZ's desperate excuse standards of low population I make Isle of Muck (the smallest island in the Small Isles of Scotland) rugby champions of the World".

Even as the criticism for Jones' anti-New Zealand tirade began to roll in, the Welshman wasn't finished.

"Your team is a total joke. So much for the land of the great outdoors. Gives real sports nations a laugh though."

Jones, who said Wayne Barnes had given one of the great refereeing displays in the 2007 World Cup quarter-final between France and the All Blacks, was positively hostile when engaged by Kiwi defenders.

When one tweeter replied to Jones with: "Ah, vitriol, the last retort of the man with no grace or intelligent argument", all the Welshman could muster was "you should know Dickhead". Another challenger got "who asked you Twerp?".

Jones had a very different attitude towards Australia though, who until this morning were behind New Zealand on the official medal tally.

He lauded Sally Pearson's 100m hurdles win, giving her credit for performing under immense pressure.

Pearson, Australia's surest hope for gold, has been consistently beating her opponents by metres over the last year but had to rely on a photo finish this morning.

There was no mention of Hamish Bond and Eric Murray, who like Pearson have dominated their sport yet produced an emphatic row to win gold in the men's pair.

He retweeted one post that said: "I thought they were meant to be good at sailing, any medals in that?", obviously unaware New Zealand had wrapped up a silver in the men's 49er and our duo of Jo Aleh and Polly Powrie are in the gold medal spot in the women's 470.

He even had a smarmy response when someone raised the point that Wales doesn't compete at the Olympics as an independent country, but under the banner of Great Britain, saying "btw your 'athlete' in the Triathlon just finished", approximately 10 hours after the men's triathlon concluded.

Ad Feedback Jones has long been critical of the All Blacks, in 2010 he said the haka was an "instrument of the worst kind of sporting arrogance", and he didn't miss a chance to criticise the number of players from the Pacific Islands who choose to play for New Zealand.

This might be a case of the pot calling the kettle black however, with a British cyclist earlier this week admitting to crashing on purpose to get a restart. It was later claimed the cyclist's comments had been lost in translation...because he was German.



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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:51 am 
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Hes no fun though,you hit him with some decent banter and he has a cry like a 5 year old and blocks you, no fun at all.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:54 am 
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What a sad, pathetic, bitter man. Is Jones the template that DAC and Clive of this parish follow?


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 1:58 am 
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"NZ classic! NZ paper claims that since they have low population they are per capita havin great Games," he tweeted. "So ultimate loser excuse found!"

"That is the all time, classic, bleeding heart rubbish statistic of the terminal loser," he went on to say.

Never mind that the medal tally by population was originally published by UK paper The Guardian. As of the last update, New Zealand were fourth and Great Britain were 12th.

"By NZ's desperate excuse standards of low population I make Isle of Muck (the smallest island in the Small Isles of Scotland) rugby champions of the World".

Even as the criticism for Jones' anti-New Zealand tirade began to roll in, the Welshman wasn't finished.

"Your team is a total joke. So much for the land of the great outdoors. Gives real sports nations a laugh though."


There will be people yelling at their computer screens over this.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:07 am 
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Jones has got worse and worse, if thats possible. His twitter feeds are terrible, just him acting the cunt. I just dont get why he would troll NZ, a country as far away around the world from where he lives as possible, with a small population, 99% of which wouldnt even know who the hell he is. In effect he's trolling probably a few thousand Kiwis at most. I wouldnt have even heard about this chump if not for PR.

He must have had some kind of horrifically embarassing situation in his life caused by a Kiwi and he cant let it go.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:08 am 
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"Real sports nations" :lol:

Even our basest trolls are more sophisticated than Jones.

He doesn't even belong to a real nation, let alone a sporting one. Unless I've missed Wales on the medal table.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:10 am 
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There will be people yelling at their computer screens over this.


Probably somewhere, but I think the vast majority of readers will know who he is.

It is impossible to be offended by anyone that transparent.

With no NH rugby to wax lyrical on, he has to try and be a sports journalist to the Olympics. Yet all he can manage is to try and troll the kiwis given that is all he knows.

It really is quite sad.

We should pity him.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:10 am 
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He's f'ing bizarre. Claims the per capita argument is laughable but lauds Team GB for coming 3rd - why isn't it beating China and the US? He also gushes over South Africa and its athletes despite it being behind NZ in the table.

Apparently it's all just getting back at NZ for all our ribbing of the UK over the years? I don't seem to recall NZ giving the UK any stick about the Olympics whatsoever, but hey ho.

I also like how his replies alternate between "Took a while to think of that witty little insult, eh" and "Who are you, prat?". He also doesn't quite see the irony in giving people stick about their appearance....


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:11 am 
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You lads report what he says? :uhoh:


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:17 am 
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His trolling is about as unsubtle and unsophisticated as it comes. Clearly he's just a spiteful little man with an axe to grind.

No mind needs to be paid to him at all.


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You lads report what he says? :uhoh:



He is a highly respected journalist who represents the views of the entire British nation.

Of course we do.

It saddens me sometimes to think that the Brits are so arrogant


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:18 am 
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Since the paywall Jones hasn't been able to troll as effectively, twitter really is a Godsend for him.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:24 am 
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He really does come across like a whiny little bitch. He used to produce semi-coherent articles but it appears he's had some sort of head injury and now writes like a total spastic.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:27 am 
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Even our basest trolls are more sophisticated than Jones.


That's the problem he has, noone sees his 'real' stuff anymore, why the fuck would you go on twitter to get wound up by him when you get 10 times more annoying trolling here?

As someone else mentioned new media is starting to pass him by. All we need now is for people to stop linking to him.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:28 am 
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We already have a thread Jones re: Twitter.

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=18138


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 2:33 am 
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Thomas wrote:
He really does come across like a whiny little bitch. He used to produce semi-coherent articles but it appears he's had some sort of head injury and now writes like a total spastic.


I see he's slagging people off about there looks now. Thats fucken pot kettle right there. He's double teaming people with Brian Moore as well. Twats the pair of them..


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What a sad little man. He really is rather obsessed with us Kiwis isn't he?


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:01 am 
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I think he's hilarious. They should use him on the Air NZ or tourism ads like Fitzy.

The brilliant performances by the British athletes has demonstrated the stark contrast between their elite athletes Farrar, Ennis, Pendleton, Brownlie et al and the pathetic state of their rugby teams.


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Jones has got worse and worse, if thats possible. His twitter feeds are terrible, just him acting the cunt. I just dont get why he would troll NZ, a country as far away around the world from where he lives as possible, with a small population, 99% of which wouldnt even know who the hell he is. In effect he's trolling probably a few thousand Kiwis at most. I wouldnt have even heard about this chump if not for PR.

He must have had some kind of horrifically embarassing situation in his life caused by a Kiwi and he cant let it go.


Im probably wrong, but have heard it bantered about that his wife got gang banged by a touring kiwi rugby side!?


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Davedj77 wrote:
Jones has got worse and worse, if thats possible. His twitter feeds are terrible, just him acting the cunt. I just dont get why he would troll NZ, a country as far away around the world from where he lives as possible, with a small population, 99% of which wouldnt even know who the hell he is. In effect he's trolling probably a few thousand Kiwis at most. I wouldnt have even heard about this chump if not for PR.

He must have had some kind of horrifically embarassing situation in his life caused by a Kiwi and he cant let it go.


Im probably wrong, but have heard it bantered about that his wife got gang banged by a touring kiwi rugby side!?


I have never heard that before but it is now a verified fact.

Thanks.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:12 am 
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I hardly need to defend NZ; but this guy obviously thinks he's hilarious and probably clever too, but he wouldn't class as a base level troll on here. Whatever he says about Aus on the OGs, he's written some total shit about us too. The guy has some fucking issues. Worst thing you/we could do is republish his shit in the NZ or AUS press, as outrage is all he craves.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:17 am 
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I dont know how the Times getting away publishing his shit!


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It’s utterly bizarre that a journalist indulges in this stupid playground-level abuse, but he scores every time your media reports it.

Deny him his oxygen and treat him with the contempt that he deserves and he will recede disgracefully into the ether.


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Miester wrote:
I dont know how the Times getting away publishing his shit!


Apathy these days, I expect. He certainly got told to pull his head in by readers after his gleeful trolling following our 2007 RWC exit. Serious rugby followers were pissed off at paying 1 quid 80 to be presented with that excuse for rugby journalism.


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PostPosted: Wed Aug 08, 2012 3:29 am 
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It’s utterly bizarre that a journalist indulges in this stupid playground-level abuse, but he scores every time your media reports it.

Deny him his oxygen and treat him with the contempt that he deserves and he will recede disgracefully into the ether.



How does he score though? No Kiwis are going to pay money to read an article by him (although they might have had a look before the paywall went up) so he can only be targeting Brits. I can't imagine that he endears himself all that much with them either with this stuff. Some of his responses on Twitter have to start bringing The Times into disrepute.

Apart from the sick pleasure that all trolls get in the performance of their art, I can't quite see how he wins as a result of this.


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TQoET wrote:
It’s utterly bizarre that a journalist indulges in this stupid playground-level abuse, but he scores every time your media reports it.

Deny him his oxygen and treat him with the contempt that he deserves and he will recede disgracefully into the ether.



How does he score though? No Kiwis are going to pay money to read an article by him (although they might have had a look before the paywall went up) so he can only be targeting Brits. I can't imagine that he endears himself all that much with them either with this stuff. Some of his responses on Twitter have to start bringing The Times into disrepute.

Apart from the sick pleasure that all trolls get in the performance of their art, I can't quite see how he wins as a result of this.


I have no idea on the arrangements he has with his employers, but you answered the question yourself (bold).

Trolls seek attention - and he is getting it.


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If its any consolation I think you are having a great games.

Keep it up


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He's having a go at young girls about what they look like in their Twitter profile pics :?

What a classless cunt, he really doesn't get Twitter does he?


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He's having a go at young girls about what they look like in their Twitter profile pics :?

What a classless cunt, he really doesn't get Twitter does he?


He's a socially inept retard. I doubt he get's 'amiable conversation'.


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Agree with those that our media should cease reporting Jones whinges, but I have my doubts as to the validity of that twitter account.

I am FB friends with a WUM Stephen Jones who's said similar things over the years, but definitely ain't the real Walrus.

Unsure who's behind it though as he's FB friends with Ben Blair, Angus MacDonald, Ben Darwin, Ben Tune, Ben Hurst, Caleb Ralph, Dan Luger, Hale T-Pole, Martin Offiah, Marty Holah, Ofisa Tonu'u, Radike Samo, Rocky Elsom, Sam Broomhall, Ross Nesdale, Riki Flutey, Tom Shanklin & Wynand Olivier.


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If you can't see how fantastically witty and clever he is than you obviously just don't understand irony.

At least that's the excuse he usually brings up if called upon to justify his ravings.

Personally, I've always felt a bit sorry for him. He has what many would consider a dream job travelling around the world watching his favorite sports. Yet he seems to be miserable much of the time.


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He's quite a handsome chap

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He's quite a handsome chap

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He looks like a farmer who, when drunk, likes to finger goats.


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He's quite a handsome chap

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:lol: Oh piss off, you shopped his eyes there surely.


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mr bungle wrote:
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:lol: Oh piss off, you shopped his eyes there surely.


I dont know twatter, but you can put links in it? Somebody should link that photo :lol:


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It's so funny that, simply because his fellow countrymen are routinely shafted by our rugby team, he's developed this pathological hatred of our entire country. What a knob.


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Take one for the team, Bob, go and sleep with him. Cheer the grumpy old prick up.
Oh, hang on, you're back here now. Bugger. Need another plan.


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Ah FFS looks like the Kiwis have all got a hold of his stream....We can't bloody help ourselves :?


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Ah FFS looks like the Kiwis have all got a hold of his stream....We can't bloody help ourselves :?


That's when he shows his true colours.

Generally his replies consist of:

"I'm a UK Sports Writer of the Year. Who are you"

"No one asked you, twerp"

"I'm smarter than you"


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Ah FFS looks like the Kiwis have all got a hold of his stream....We can't bloody help ourselves :?


That's when he shows his true colours.

Generally his replies consist of:

"I'm a UK Sports Writer of the Year. Who are you"

"No one asked you, twerp"

"I'm smarter than you"


I have more followers than you, nah nah nah...


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